It’s probably safe to say that I won’t get back to you, at least not for ages, because lateness is one of my character flaws. But if you feel an extreme and unbearable urge to get in touch — well then, my friend, you’ve come to the right cyber place.

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If you don’t hear from me you could always try sending your thoughts and prayers out divinely to a deity of your choice.

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Failing that... I highly recommend making yourself a good cup of tea, remembering how pointless it all is anyway, and returning to your daily life as normal.

I genuinely hope you found something good in the words though. Or if not good, then provoking. Or if not provoking, then mildly interesting.

Thanks for tuning in  r