Welcome, unwitting explorer, to the mystical world of Everything Is Fucked, Especially If You’re An Artist. Nah, just kidding… unless… ?
 

Instead of sitting around waiting for arts media outlets to cover some real stories for a change, I decided I would write the damn things myself. No one is interested in nice happy stories of bunnies and rainbows, Karen! (I’m sure Karen is a lovely lady) But seriously, who wants to read about old mate’s five-star review in Limelight when you can read about the nefarious schemes of your generous arts patron Scrooge McDuck, or the quackery (pun intended) of your university professor who has a PhD in BS instead of instrumental teaching?

It’s drama! It’s mystery! It’s adventure!

As the Danish author Karen (different Karen) Dinesen said, “You know you’re alive when you’re living among lions”.